Paula Abdul danced her way into The VH1 Divas show, doing a pretty spot-on impersonation of Ellen. Was it a jealous attempt at revenge, or simply a good humored joke?
Paula Abdul is: 1. not funny 2. not funny 3. totally strung out and unstable 4. a cold hearted snake 5. not funny 6. did i mention unstable 7. and finally, not funny...
I like numbered lists... also, if you watch the opening number for that divas live show you'll see that Paula almost falls of the stage when she tries to do a spin. Also, since when is Miley Cyrus a diva...and why does she think she is worthy of sharing the stage with Sheryl Crow... Also, Kelly Clarkson and Melissa Etheridge on stage together is like a lesbian fuck fest... loved it. PS Adele is the real deal. The end.
Paula Abdul is:
ReplyDelete1. not funny
2. not funny
3. totally strung out and unstable
4. a cold hearted snake
5. not funny
6. did i mention unstable
7. and finally, not funny...
I like numbered lists... also, if you watch the opening number for that divas live show you'll see that Paula almost falls of the stage when she tries to do a spin.
ReplyDeleteAlso, since when is Miley Cyrus a diva...and why does she think she is worthy of sharing the stage with Sheryl Crow...
Also, Kelly Clarkson and Melissa Etheridge on stage together is like a lesbian fuck fest... loved it.
PS Adele is the real deal. The end.