Rosie O'Donnell has been hinting about her rocky relationship with partner Kelli Carpenter on her blog. Her reasons for being upset are big; she didn't know Kelli had a facebook page. Gasp! If I ever found out my wife had a facebook page that I didn't know about I would...well, poke her? Joking aside, I'm sure they are having real relationship issues, and I wish them the best of luck resolving them.
The real meat and potatoes of this story is about Angelina Jolie. Finally, we get to the good part. According to Rosie, "She gave me her phone number. We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through."
Brace yourself, because it gets worse. "I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still." Did you just picture what I pictured?
Thankfully, that dinner date never happened. We could be saying Angelosie, or Rangelina in the blogosphere. Still, it might have worked out well. With Rosie's cruise lines, it would have been very easy to pop over to Africa to pick up another adopted child or two. Maybe Rosie's talk show would never have left the air if she could name drop Angelina Jolie like Ellen does with Portia. And Brad and Jen could have stayed together. Ahh, a girl can dream.
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This blog post was so hilarious! Omg, I started shuttering in the library, HAHAHA!! My favorite line was:
ReplyDelete"I have dreams about her a lot still" Did you picture what I pictured?
LOL! I just got a horrid image in my head...
HAHAHA! Yeah i made the mistake of visualizing that one. HAH!
ReplyDeleteIf this relationship had realized itself, I would definitely call them Angelosie... best name mash-up EVERRRRRR.
ReplyDeleteCarpenter gets her hair done by the owner of my salon and she was in last week. The owner, Paul, came up to me after she left and asked if I knew any pretty girly lesbians to hook her up with. So, uh, put out the word I guess? Ha.
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