i HATE this video.

It turns out, Obama is starring in a new movie about what it would be like if he were not awesome. Fortunately, he is awesome. And this movie is not.

Con-cean.

That's cone and ocean made into one word. I know -- I"m brillz.

katy and chair, sitting in a tree

Hello. I just got the most amazing chair at work. It's purple, and matches my shirt exactly. it has swiveling arms too. it's the best chair in the whole entire world.

In other news, I just got back from Curacao, which is a gay-loving Caribbean island with perfect oceans. I also sit in a tree with Curacao.

Allie has returned from San Francisco -- a gay-loving United States-ean sort-of island. This is a plea for her to give us a description of her trip. Also, it's very unintuitive to spell Francisco, as spell check has taught me.

Jane is in Colorado being a music-movie star. I should probably order her some body guards for when she gets home. I should probably bedazzle some of her belongings as well.