HI

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(11:18:42 AM) allieswoop: first of all i have been missing so much
(11:18:52 AM) allieswoop: you look like the little girl from mary poppins
(11:19:06 AM) allieswoop: and i got a letter from the breast chestern last night
(11:19:20 AM) allieswoop: and you drew a terrible man ass on stationary from a hotel
(11:19:22 AM) allieswoop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(11:19:54 AM) coneybologna: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(11:19:59 AM) coneybologna: you missed TONS
(11:20:04 AM) coneybologna: i'm glad you got the letter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(11:20:25 AM) coneybologna: from bu and katy at best western.com
(11:20:34 AM) allieswoop: HAHAHAHAH
(11:21:22 AM) allieswoop: LAST NIGHT I MET PEREZ HILTON AND SANDRA BERNHARD
(11:21:25 AM) allieswoop: the end.
(11:21:48 AM) coneybologna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(11:21:50 AM) coneybologna: you lucky son
(11:21:57 AM) coneybologna: were they amazing?
(11:22:00 AM) allieswoop: luckyson moore
(11:22:03 AM) allieswoop: ?
(11:22:13 AM) allieswoop: yes sandra bernhard is flmazing
(11:22:17 AM) coneybologna: lucKEESON moore
(11:22:27 AM) coneybologna: OH man that's SO COOL i hope you took pics with them
(11:22:34 AM) allieswoop: i did with sandra
(11:23:00 AM) allieswoop: i will post to fb once els-a-beth gets them picturals off her photo box
(11:23:04 AM) allieswoop: woah
(11:23:07 AM) allieswoop: that's not ok
(11:23:28 AM) allieswoop: sorry
(11:23:31 AM) allieswoop: immediately
(11:24:32 AM) coneybologna: YEA that's not okay to say about anymore and a photo box.
(11:24:37 AM) coneybologna: thanks for appologizing.
(11:25:05 AM) allieswoop: are you having a halloween costume?
(11:25:17 AM) coneybologna: yes, i'm dressing as JANE. sorry i won't be at yoru shindig. i wish i was.
(11:25:30 AM) coneybologna: what is your costume?
(11:25:32 AM) allieswoop: is jane being you?
(11:25:42 AM) coneybologna: can you pirnt a picture of my face and put it on the wall and talk to it? and take pics with it?
(11:25:48 AM) coneybologna: i don't know, but she better BE!
(11:25:50 AM) allieswoop: i will be a pirate because i ran out of time.
(11:26:01 AM) allieswoop: YES we will have a photo booth with your face in it
(11:26:04 AM) coneybologna: oh that's still good. i still have pirate costumes too.
(11:26:04 AM) allieswoop: the end
(11:26:12 AM) coneybologna: YES!
(11:26:14 AM) coneybologna: please you ahve to.
(11:26:15 AM) coneybologna: great.
(11:26:22 AM) coneybologna: i want pictures with strangers i don't know, too.
(11:26:33 AM) allieswoop: yes great
(11:26:34 AM) coneybologna: Then they will know me, and it will be akward when i meet them one day.
(11:26:36 AM) allieswoop: that you will have
(11:26:41 AM) coneybologna: GREAT!'
(11:26:43 AM) allieswoop: like stacy's friend julie
(11:26:52 AM) allieswoop: who used to want to beat stacy up
(11:26:55 AM) allieswoop: but now they're friends
(11:27:01 AM) coneybologna: RIGHT!
(11:27:05 AM) allieswoop: and she's an average sized person
(11:27:17 AM) coneybologna: stacy can withstand a beating. i know she would win.
(11:27:38 AM) coneybologna: i'ms tarving, do you have any food??
(11:27:49 AM) allieswoop: yes i will send you some over the IM
(11:28:02 AM) coneybologna: THANK YOU
(11:28:12 AM) coneybologna: i think i'm going to post this whole convo on our blog, starting now.

HEY

https://7chan.org/fl/src/hey.swf

i HATE this video.

It turns out, Obama is starring in a new movie about what it would be like if he were not awesome. Fortunately, he is awesome. And this movie is not.

Con-cean.

That's cone and ocean made into one word. I know -- I"m brillz.

katy and chair, sitting in a tree

Hello. I just got the most amazing chair at work. It's purple, and matches my shirt exactly. it has swiveling arms too. it's the best chair in the whole entire world.

In other news, I just got back from Curacao, which is a gay-loving Caribbean island with perfect oceans. I also sit in a tree with Curacao.

Allie has returned from San Francisco -- a gay-loving United States-ean sort-of island. This is a plea for her to give us a description of her trip. Also, it's very unintuitive to spell Francisco, as spell check has taught me.

Jane is in Colorado being a music-movie star. I should probably order her some body guards for when she gets home. I should probably bedazzle some of her belongings as well.

Them's Fightin' Words

Fun Fact

(9:37:38 AM) F0XFINGERS: According to Yale historian John Boswell, the early Christian church in Ireland included widely performed sacraments and marriage rites for men, which means that the first instances of same sex marriages were held in Ireland. Tell that to your bishop the next time he fulminates against the gays.

(9:37:44 AM) F0XFINGERS: not even pagan

(9:38:18 AM) F0XFINGERS: fun fact :)

happy wedding day Ryan Buckley and Karen Auerbach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alligator

shmitenhaaggen

allie and i are both shedding a couple of pounds. we're not on a diet though, we're on a shmitenhaaggen. It comes from the root words smitten and haaggen, as in we are smitten by haagen daaz ice cream, and therefor need to lose a pound or two.

The end.

Mid-day Meal of Champions

FRUIT LEATHER

5 HOUR ENERGY

SHOT OF JAMESON

Out of Season (1998)

Categories of Lesbians, courtesy of the dramatic 1998 flick 'Out of Season'... An angry nomadic city les comes to take care of her sick uncle in Cape May, NJ and finds love in the most unexpected place.

Lesbian Categories
Lipstick Lesbians
Sports Dykes (highly closeted group)
Grunge Lesbians
Rainbow Dykes (armed with rainbow paraphernalia)
Butch
Feme
Luppies (lesbian yuppies)
Dippies (lesbian hippies)
FAMOUS LESBIANS
Chic Lesbians
Baby Dykes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177080/

the fucking word of the day

http://thefuckingwordoftheday.com/2010/05/27/empyrean/

what's better than empyrean?

le3sbisna.

i just typed this to allie:

le3sbisna.

I'll be jackie warner.

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If you want dead, i'm your girl

This little piggy when to H&M

The Renaissance Lesbian

"by the time i was 25, i had a fling with a woman.."

HEYLO! The Real L Word has actually happened. It's hattenin'. Way to go, Ilene.

You Can Only Be Equal

Check out this article on BBC about European heterosexual couples seeking more 'same sex partnerships'...

"Austrians seek right to partnership created for gays"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8687064.stm

"You can't be a little bit equal, in the same way as you can't be a little bit dead or a little bit pregnant. You can only be equal or unequal." - Their lawyer, Helmut Garupner

Something everyone knows about Ellen